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</description><title>The Ream</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @turkeydinner)</generator><link>http://turkeydinner.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Off to the Bay for a week…</title><description>&lt;img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktj3dpMmtP1qzo94uo1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Off to the Bay for a week…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://turkeydinner.tumblr.com/post/253444431</link><guid>http://turkeydinner.tumblr.com/post/253444431</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 13:24:55 -0800</pubDate><category>travels</category></item><item><title>kellyegan:

November 22, 1963 - On her way back to Washington...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktj0piK9e81qzobxmo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://kellyegan.tumblr.com/post/253354986/november-22-1963-on-her-way-back-to-washington" target="_blank"&gt;kellyegan&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;November 22, 1963 - On her way back to Washington from Dallas after her husband’s murder Lady Bird Johnson advised Jackie to clean up and change her outfit so that she would be presentable for the television cameras.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Mrs. Kennedy, mindful of the impact of the cameras, refused because she wanted the public to see her in the outfit that was still stained with her husband’s blood. Being urged to change her mind by those around her she replied,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Let them see what they have done”.&lt;/p&gt;
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Defensive Omnivore...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kthged98z01qz57ezo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://veganexperiment.tumblr.com/post/253400784/veganation-seanbonner-defensive-omnivore" target="_blank"&gt;veganexperiment&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://veganation.tumblr.com/post/252396747/seanbonner-defensive-omnivore-bingo" target="_blank"&gt;veganation&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://seanbonner.tumblr.com/post/252364222/defensive-omnivore-bingo" target="_blank"&gt;seanbonner&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Defensive Omnivore Bingo&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I should make one of these for bike riding.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://turkeydinner.tumblr.com/post/253408477</link><guid>http://turkeydinner.tumblr.com/post/253408477</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 12:49:52 -0800</pubDate><category>vegan</category><category>vegetarian</category></item><item><title>FFFFOUND!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktj1zzWS131qzo94uo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://ffffound.com/image/7017985f801c71320ddda3fef8d1fe946c6de8dc" target="_blank"&gt;FFFFOUND!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://turkeydinner.tumblr.com/post/253382601</link><guid>http://turkeydinner.tumblr.com/post/253382601</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 12:23:57 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Can’t wait for more!
troubadour:

Friends and strangers, I...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://turkeydinner.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/252392095/tumblr_kth9y0kPvo1qzvj1d&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Can’t wait for more!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://troubadour.tumblr.com/post/252242979/friends-and-strangers-i-would-like-to-propose-an" target="_blank"&gt;troubadour&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Friends and strangers, I would like to propose an idea. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I would like you to challenge me and encourage me to keep my creativity flowing, to keep my brain in motion, and to finish all songs than I start.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Each week for one year I write a new song and record it with my little home recorder and post it online to myspace.com/allisonpolansmusic, to my Tumblr account, and a video to Vimeo (&lt;a href="http://www.vimeo.com/user2519382" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.vimeo.com/user2519382" target="_blank"&gt;http://www.vimeo.com/user2519382&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;) and YouTube (&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/owlsIItrees" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/owlsIItrees" target="_blank"&gt;http://www.youtube.com/user/owlsIItrees&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;). I am allowing myself to have friends come write with me, record with me, but it has to be done each week by the end of Saturday night at 11:59PM EST. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;What I ask of you, besides your constructive feedback, are inspirations. Believe me, there’s a lot going on in this mind of mine but I want to branch out to new vocabulary, and new ideas.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Please submit words I should include or themes I should work around, and I will credit you in assisting on the song. You will be helping out more than you know.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Who knows, maybe some of these songs will become papertrees tunes one day and we’ll have you to thank for the inspiration.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Love,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Allison&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;P.S. This is the end of week one of my project. Here is song 1 of 52. I’d like to thank NPR for your song challenge to get me moving, Michelle Holshue for always being up to date in social media and being my test-ears for new tunes and bringing great ideas to the table, Matt Welsh for being my computer guru, and a far away fella for being the truth behind the song. Good comes out of almost everything.&lt;/p&gt;
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ready for church ma 

This guy pretty much...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktfx4ez82R1qzrk5xo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://lookbookdotnu.tumblr.com/post/251480370/ready-for-church-ma" target="_blank"&gt;lookbookdotnu&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://lookbook.nu/look/316103-ready-for-church-ma" target="_blank"&gt;ready for church ma &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;This guy pretty much rules.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://turkeydinner.tumblr.com/post/252018466</link><guid>http://turkeydinner.tumblr.com/post/252018466</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 09:02:07 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>bullshit:

Ah shit, I went too far and ended up 20 minutes into...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktg41cgqqJ1qz4gpro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/251618721/ah-shit-i-went-too-far-and-ended-up-20-minutes" target="_blank"&gt;bullshit&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Ah shit, I went too far and ended up 20 minutes into the future.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;OK, time for drinks.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;My fave is that most of the kids won’t get this.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://turkeydinner.tumblr.com/post/251748156</link><guid>http://turkeydinner.tumblr.com/post/251748156</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 01:29:10 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>"$1,000 is very expensive, you know. We only want a simple website with our current contents, and..."</title><description>“$1,000 is very expensive, you know. We only want a simple website with our current contents, and contact form as well. And don’t forget about CMS features. We want to add or edit content on our own. And the picture gallery, we want something that stunning and animated. The header should be animated as well. And our logo seems too old, can you design new logo for our company? But the best price we can offer is $300, and we think that’s more than enough”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://clientsfromhell.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;clientsfromhell&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I get this a lot. Like, most of the time.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://turkeydinner.tumblr.com/post/251364411</link><guid>http://turkeydinner.tumblr.com/post/251364411</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:45:00 -0800</pubDate><category>works</category></item><item><title>clientsfromhell:

Client (after watching a letterboxed video): What are those black lines at the top...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://clientsfromhell.tumblr.com/post/251120081/client-after-watching-a-letterboxed-video-what" target="_blank"&gt;clientsfromhell&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Client (after watching a letterboxed video): What are those black lines at the top an bottom of the picture… is that some kind of abstract design statement?&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;new fave tumblr.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://turkeydinner.tumblr.com/post/251347188</link><guid>http://turkeydinner.tumblr.com/post/251347188</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:25:41 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>The Cure.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;One vegan donut, one bagel with tofutti and two cups of Stumptown French press coffee and my hang over is finally cured.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://turkeydinner.tumblr.com/post/251169525</link><guid>http://turkeydinner.tumblr.com/post/251169525</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:06:05 -0800</pubDate><category>hangover</category></item><item><title>personalhomepage:

via COMMUNIST CASINO
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktf9mcf8We1qz5gq8o1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blog.popmechanic.com/post/251040869/via-communist-casino" target="_blank"&gt;personalhomepage&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;via &lt;a href="http://communistcasino.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;COMMUNIST CASINO&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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Springfield Still Life
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.mymodernmet.com/profiles/blogs/pop-art-springfield-still-life" target="_blank"&gt;Springfield Still Life&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://turkeydinner.tumblr.com/post/251018566</link><guid>http://turkeydinner.tumblr.com/post/251018566</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:44:57 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>charikichi:

Fixed Gear Blog
posted by  PEDAL Consumption

I...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktcsax5cSw1qzpmcio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://charikichi.tumblr.com/post/249536778/fixed-gear-blog-posted-by-pedal-consumption" target="_blank"&gt;charikichi&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fixedgearbikes.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Fixed Gear Blog&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;posted by  &lt;a href="http://www.pedalconsumption.com/index.html" target="_blank"&gt;PEDAL Consumption&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I need to learn some tricks. All I can do is skid and only well when I’m buzzed. Maybe after I get health insurance.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://turkeydinner.tumblr.com/post/249952604</link><guid>http://turkeydinner.tumblr.com/post/249952604</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 12:39:48 -0800</pubDate><category>girlfriend</category><category>bikes</category></item><item><title>I’ve got the ones on the left and I tie them the same...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktcrmsls2S1qzqi9uo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I’ve got the ones on the left and I tie them the &lt;i&gt;same way.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://yacht.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;yacht&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://turkeydinner.tumblr.com/post/249926988</link><guid>http://turkeydinner.tumblr.com/post/249926988</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 12:09:50 -0800</pubDate><category>OMG shoes</category></item><item><title>The Gay Animal Kingdom</title><description>&lt;a href="http://seedmagazine.com/content/article/the_gay_animal_kingdom/"&gt;The Gay Animal Kingdom&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://givemesomethingtoread.com/post/249750429/the-gay-animal-kingdom" target="_blank"&gt;givemesomethingtoread&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Giraffes have all-male orgies. So do bottlenose dolphins, killer whales, gray whales, and West Indian manatees. Japanese macaques, on the other hand, are ardent lesbians; the females enthusiastically mount each other. Bonobos, one of our closest primate relatives, are similar, except that their lesbian sexual encounters occur every two hours. Male bonobos engage in “penis fencing,” which leads, surprisingly enough, to ejaculation. They also give each other genital massages.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Is there a theme to today’s posts?&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://turkeydinner.tumblr.com/post/249900538</link><guid>http://turkeydinner.tumblr.com/post/249900538</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:36:40 -0800</pubDate><category>gay</category></item><item><title>malloreigh:

knottedthread and i are twins, like tegan and sara....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktdd06i4Kz1qzpmgso1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://malloreigh.tumblr.com/post/249855599/knottedthread-and-i-are-twins-like-tegan-and" target="_blank"&gt;malloreigh&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://knottedthread.tumblr.com" target="_blank"&gt;knottedthread&lt;/a&gt; and i are twins, like tegan and sara. i love you.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;This is why I like girls who like girls. If I didn’t know better, I’d definitely hit on both these fine ladies. I’ve had whole conversations at a party with a really rad girl, only to later meet her girlfriend. My gaydar is unfunctional since I’ve been mistaken for gay numerous times, and don’t even get me started on Portland girls…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://turkeydinner.tumblr.com/post/249897989</link><guid>http://turkeydinner.tumblr.com/post/249897989</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:33:20 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>More Pet Peeves...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;ul&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;Holding up books, DVDs, t-shirts or signs to Photo Booth&lt;/b&gt; - Hint: Go to Edit&gt;Auto Flip New Photos. AMAZING.&lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;Double spaces after periods&lt;/b&gt; - [repeat] Unless you’re typing on a typewriter, don’t do this, not even if you’re old timey and wear vests.&lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;Being against those who don’t credit photos they blog and yet reblog those photos &lt;/b&gt;- ending photo swiping starts with YOU!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://turkeydinner.tumblr.com/post/249785139</link><guid>http://turkeydinner.tumblr.com/post/249785139</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 09:03:20 -0800</pubDate><category>regulating</category></item><item><title>nevver:

Butter Team
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktccguG5MR1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/249310617/butter-team" target="_blank"&gt;nevver&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.butterteam.com/2009/11/digi-stax.html" target="_blank"&gt;Butter Team&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://turkeydinner.tumblr.com/post/249388109</link><guid>http://turkeydinner.tumblr.com/post/249388109</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:57:00 -0800</pubDate><category>girlfriend</category><category>music</category></item><item><title>Just skimmed the healthcare reform bill</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Full of mandates with vague instructions, that should work out well.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The penalty for not enrolling in healthcare if you don’t already have it is 2.5% of your income… I think that still works out to cheaper than the premiums I was paying HealthNet for individual care and I still had to pay pretty much out of pocket anyway, so score?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://turkeydinner.tumblr.com/post/249108209</link><guid>http://turkeydinner.tumblr.com/post/249108209</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 18:29:37 -0800</pubDate><category>Healthcare</category></item><item><title>Dolorata - “In the Epic Throes of Saddness”
Heading...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://turkeydinner.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/248737294/tumblr_ktbmeldKdy1qzo94u&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Dolorata - “In the Epic Throes of Saddness”&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Heading back to the Bay in five days for Thanksgiving and such. Very excited, despite the name of this song, it rocks and they are from the Bay, so listen already!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;PS, it’s rock with a violin, yo.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://turkeydinner.tumblr.com/post/248737294</link><guid>http://turkeydinner.tumblr.com/post/248737294</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:03:00 -0800</pubDate><category>music</category><category>dolorata</category></item></channel></rss>
